B A N T A M: As a Matter of Fact
What's this about?
Good question, glad you asked. What we're going to do each day for 100 days is illustrate a 'fact'. Those more observant may have noticed the inverted commas around the word fact in the previous sentence, that's because very few of these facts are going to be verified. One fact, that is verified, is that this is going to be the best 100 Days Project of all time. Of all time.
Of all time.
Alright stop. Offal time.